No, No, a Thousand Times NO!

By Doc Sheldon | July 21, 2013

No new SEO

Is Social Media the New SEO? In a word, NO! Make that “Fuck no!” It could be argued that social media today holds more importance than it did two or three years ago. It could certainly be argued that it can play a very important role in a branding campaign. But it is NOT the […]

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Showing your Ignorance is NOT Mandatory!

By Doc Sheldon | June 28, 2011

… there are still a hell of a lot of people (sheeple?) that think that Foolbar PR actually means something! Wake up, folks! IT MEANS SQUAT! ZILCH! NADA!

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Blah, Blah, Blah… Pls RT

By Doc Sheldon | April 13, 2011

There are many ways in which to use social media, and Twitter in particular. Unfortunately, though, it seems that the wrong ways are the most popular. This ain’t Farmville, folks! Nobody cares who you ousted as Mayor of your local comic book store.  We also don’t need to know that you’ve checked in at the […]

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It Takes a Special Kind of Assclown to:

By andrewburnett | April 4, 2011

It really does take a special, and by special I DO mean special needs, kind of assclown to rejoice in putting down a 13 year old girl. Yes her song is utter gash, no it’s not a valid reason to subject a 13 year old girl to death threats and personal abuse. The pack mentality […]

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Jackie Chan hates social media

By justinparks | March 29, 2011

There seemed to be a load of chatter today after a few websites (most who will remain link less but one who is called – pastehtml.com) began the rumor mill in a really tasteless and completely humorless way.  I have no idea why they did this, maybe in an effort to raise their profiles, or […]

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Is social media bullshit?

By justinparks | March 29, 2011

I guess the question has to be asked and we might even go so far to be able to answer it categorically someday but in the meantime this slides show from Boston based Social Strategist  Jay Neely will answer most of the questions about the bullshit straight away. Nice work Jay! Is Social Media Bullshit? […]

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SMI Certification Awarded to H, of RRH

By Doc Sheldon | March 28, 2011

In case anyone is trying to figure out just what we’re referring to with Social Media Bullshit, here is a prime example:   The Tech section of New Scientist  published an article the other day reporting on a “competition” organized by Tim Hwang, of Robot, Robot and Hwang (you can Google it – I’m not […]

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We Aren’t Impressed!

By Doc Sheldon | March 22, 2011

not impressive

If you call yourself a Social Media Guru, Master or Expert, you should be aware: Many of us realize that the very fact that you would bestow such a title on yourself is a strong indication that it ain’t true! And few things turn people off faster than hearin’ someone toot their own horn. The […]

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Know What Makes Social Media Total Bullshit?

By andrewburnett | March 22, 2011

Out of work fucking bankers, that’s what. Banker Ponsonby-Smythe: Oh no, I’ve lost my 100k job, what now? Banker Lord Shittingstick: Have you heard of social media, old bean? Banker Ponsonby-Smythe: What’s that? That’s how it started, I’d bet my pubes on it.

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Twitter terms that make me cringe

By justinparks | March 22, 2011

Im fed up with hearing all this crap on twitter.  Its got some amzing that its amazing that I have to find a new word to replace amazing.  Suffice to say, should I be in earshot of you when you mention anything (or even see you write it on toilet paper in 0.1 dot size) […]

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